1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:03,386 "Think About Your Future" 2 00:00:16,151 --> 00:00:18,789 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 3 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:32,301 Exciting news, Titans. I am buying team jackets. 4 00:00:32,303 --> 00:00:34,436 The team of the jackets. 5 00:00:39,442 --> 00:00:41,810 No, Star, I'm talking about crew jackets. 6 00:00:41,812 --> 00:00:44,013 So everyone knows that we work together. 7 00:00:44,015 --> 00:00:45,481 Now, I'm thinking denim. 8 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:49,018 - Ooh, nice, with leather sleeves. - Absolutely. 9 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:52,821 The denim and leather is a fashion-forward combination. 10 00:00:52,823 --> 00:00:55,758 You got to put our logo on the back, really big! 11 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,494 If we all have the same jacket, 12 00:00:58,496 --> 00:01:00,429 how will we know which one is mine? 13 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:03,732 Because it's going to have your name on it. 14 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:06,168 You can put names on jackets? 15 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:09,538 This all sounds awesome. 16 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,541 But puffy sleeves and embroidered names don't come cheap. 17 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:13,909 Aren't you guys worried about wasting money? 18 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:15,778 Why wouldn't we want to waste money? 19 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,613 I don't know. So we have some later? 20 00:01:17,615 --> 00:01:19,515 But the later is not until the later. 21 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,216 Currently it is the now. 22 00:01:21,218 --> 00:01:23,786 I know, but aren't we going to get old one day? 23 00:01:23,788 --> 00:01:29,024 - Yeah, but later. - And it's the "now" right now. 24 00:01:29,026 --> 00:01:32,528 Oh, okay, that makes sense. Here you go. 25 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,069 Uh, uh, uh, this denim is so rugged, yo. 26 00:01:40,071 --> 00:01:41,670 But the leather is classic. 27 00:01:42,673 --> 00:01:45,007 Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. 28 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:49,411 - We look like the fashion models. - Look like? 29 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:52,982 Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. Ah. 30 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:55,884 Woo-cha. Woo-cha. 31 00:01:55,886 --> 00:01:57,019 Bam! Bam! 32 00:01:58,556 --> 00:02:02,257 - You know this looks good. - Ooh, fierce. 33 00:02:02,259 --> 00:02:03,959 Ba-ta-ta! 34 00:02:05,863 --> 00:02:07,563 You guys, we should get some pizza 35 00:02:07,565 --> 00:02:11,567 - to celebrate how goodz we look! - Oh, yeah! High-five. 36 00:02:11,569 --> 00:02:13,235 Extra-large, extra-extra cheese 37 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:14,837 extra-extra-extra pepperoni. 38 00:02:14,839 --> 00:02:17,206 And the large jugs of the soda. 39 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:20,476 - And a gallon of ranch dip. - Uh, guys, wait. 40 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,044 Shouldn't we be eating a little more healthy? 41 00:02:22,046 --> 00:02:24,013 Why would we want to eat healthy, mama? 42 00:02:24,015 --> 00:02:26,448 I don't know, so we don't have health problems later. 43 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,450 Later? You mean, when we might need that money 44 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:31,954 - you didn't want us to waste? - I care not for the "laters". 45 00:02:36,994 --> 00:02:40,429 This jacket-pizza combo makes me feel like a king! 46 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:44,533 Hey, we should get tattoos to commemorate Jacket Pizza Day! 47 00:02:44,535 --> 00:02:47,603 Oh, yes, let us be marked with the inks. 48 00:02:47,605 --> 00:02:50,239 I'ma get me a fresh dragon on my back, yo! 49 00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:55,344 Guys, wait. We shouldn't just jump into a decision like that. 50 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:58,080 - Why not, mama? - I don't know, because later... 51 00:02:58,082 --> 00:02:59,948 Nobody cares about "later". 52 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:03,185 I'm just worried we're making bad decisions that will affect us... 53 00:03:03,187 --> 00:03:06,588 - later! - We saids no one cares about "later". 54 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:10,592 All you need to worry about is what tattoo you're going to get today. 55 00:03:10,594 --> 00:03:12,194 Let's get it done! 56 00:03:12,196 --> 00:03:14,897 I am invincible! 57 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:19,990 70 YEARS LATER... 58 00:03:21,671 --> 00:03:24,973 Oh, no, I've taken a spill and I can't upright myself. 59 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:28,277 Just kidding. I can fly. 60 00:03:28,279 --> 00:03:31,046 I can't see the beef in my sandwich. Where is it? 61 00:03:31,048 --> 00:03:34,283 Just kidding. I have glasses. 62 00:03:34,285 --> 00:03:38,153 Oh, the jokes never get old, Raven, 63 00:03:38,922 --> 00:03:40,556 unlike us. 64 00:03:40,558 --> 00:03:43,258 I'm glad one of us old geezers is in good spirits. 65 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,727 Huh? What? Spirit? You see a spirit?! 66 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,129 Cyborg! 67 00:03:47,131 --> 00:03:49,932 Is that you, Clara?! You're coming back for me, baby?! 68 00:03:49,934 --> 00:03:54,136 No, you knucklehead, it's me. I need your help gettin' up. 69 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:57,005 Oh, why am I always having to help you up off the couch, 70 00:03:57,007 --> 00:03:58,207 up off the toilet... 71 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:01,210 My legs don't work so good no more. 72 00:04:01,212 --> 00:04:02,478 I got the gout. 73 00:04:04,248 --> 00:04:06,682 This is why I said you should have had some of those kids, 74 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:08,044 so they can help you off the couch and the pooper, 75 00:04:08,045 --> 00:04:08,951 and different spots and places. 76 00:04:08,953 --> 00:04:11,954 Kids? Not for this lifelong bachelor. 77 00:04:11,956 --> 00:04:14,823 Watch out, ladies. 78 00:04:16,594 --> 00:04:19,328 Looks like it is time for the medications. 79 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:22,531 There are no medications. We're out of money. 80 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,600 Dagnabit! If we hadn't spent so much on these amazing 81 00:04:24,601 --> 00:04:26,668 jackets, we'd still have a little bit of money left over. 82 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:28,804 And if we would've eaten healthy foods, 83 00:04:28,806 --> 00:04:32,307 - we wouldn't need so much medicine. - So many regrets. 84 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:34,409 But not the tattoos, right? 85 00:04:34,411 --> 00:04:36,245 The accordion was a good choice. 86 00:04:36,247 --> 00:04:38,147 And now I can even play it. 87 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:44,186 Well, if we can't pay for our medications, we're goners. 88 00:04:44,188 --> 00:04:45,687 Can't say I didn't warn you. 89 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:48,357 I told you "later" would come, and this is "later". 90 00:04:48,359 --> 00:04:50,092 I thought this was "now". 91 00:04:50,094 --> 00:04:52,561 This is "now" but it's "later" from then. 92 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:55,864 - When was then? - Then was before. Now is "later". 93 00:04:55,866 --> 00:04:58,133 - Because it was later than before? - Exactly. 94 00:04:58,135 --> 00:04:59,868 If only there was a way to go back in time 95 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,937 and tell myself to make better decisions. 96 00:05:01,939 --> 00:05:04,339 There is! A time machine! 97 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:05,841 It's 3:00. 98 00:05:05,843 --> 00:05:10,712 - No, a time machine! - I said it's 3:00! 99 00:05:10,714 --> 00:05:15,117 We'll use a time machine to travel back in time 100 00:05:15,119 --> 00:05:19,321 and warn our past selves about our financial ruin and poor health. 101 00:05:19,323 --> 00:05:20,989 Titans... Go! 102 00:05:36,506 --> 00:05:38,507 Ah! Huh? 103 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:42,678 - Whoa, is that us? - We appear to be the raisins. 104 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,314 Oh! So cute. Come here, old me. 105 00:05:46,617 --> 00:05:48,317 They time-traveled from the future. 106 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:51,019 You must be here because the future is in danger. 107 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:54,156 What cataclysmic event must I stop to save mankind? 108 00:05:54,158 --> 00:05:56,325 There's no cataclysm, you big dummy. 109 00:05:56,327 --> 00:05:59,861 We're here to save ourselves from... you! 110 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:01,296 That's cool. 111 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:06,001 No, it ain't. Your terrible diet has caused us crazy health problems. 112 00:06:06,003 --> 00:06:10,539 And the reckless money spending leaves us unable to pay for the medications. 113 00:06:11,809 --> 00:06:14,009 And I can't even get off the toilet! 114 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:17,179 You have to make a better future for ourselves. 115 00:06:17,181 --> 00:06:20,849 But we don't know nothin' about making futures, little old mama. 116 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:22,851 That's why we're here, you numbskull. 117 00:06:22,853 --> 00:06:25,220 To show you how to make good decisions. 118 00:06:25,222 --> 00:06:29,891 If you don't heed our advice, there won't be a future for you or us. 119 00:06:31,694 --> 00:06:33,295 To live a long, healthy life, 120 00:06:33,297 --> 00:06:36,131 you should eat of the fruits and the vegetables, 121 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:39,701 so your bodies do not become these bodies. 122 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:42,104 I am a bag of flesh. 123 00:06:42,106 --> 00:06:45,207 Understood. I will fetch the maple syrup. 124 00:06:45,209 --> 00:06:47,142 No syrup, you dingbat! 125 00:06:47,144 --> 00:06:50,812 This apple here is nature's candy. 126 00:06:50,814 --> 00:06:54,583 Speaking of apples, did I ever tell you the story about the applecart? 127 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:58,453 Well, this fella, he decides he's gonna park his applecart 128 00:06:58,455 --> 00:07:00,389 in front of my house. 129 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,526 If you wanna have a root-toot-tooting future, 130 00:07:04,528 --> 00:07:07,896 - you need to set up a 401k. - 401k? 131 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:10,265 That sounds like a yummy candy bar, yo. 132 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:11,667 Oh, yeah! 133 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:14,503 A thin wafer covered in that good nougat and caramel, 134 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:17,039 and then wrapped in chocolate. 135 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:22,277 - 401k. - No! A 401k is a retirement plan. 136 00:07:22,279 --> 00:07:26,748 All young people should start one as soon as possible. 137 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,985 Now, the best thing about a retirement plan 138 00:07:29,987 --> 00:07:32,154 is the compound interest. 139 00:07:32,156 --> 00:07:34,923 Uh, I thought we were talking about candy bars. 140 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:38,827 - What's a compound interest? - Imagine a piece of paper. 141 00:07:38,829 --> 00:07:41,530 If you fold it in half, it is twice as thick. 142 00:07:41,532 --> 00:07:42,998 Fold it again, four times... 143 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,533 Again, eight times... 144 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:46,401 Again, 16 times... 145 00:07:46,403 --> 00:07:47,803 Again, 32 times... 146 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:49,905 Again, 64 times... 147 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:52,774 Now this guy's applecart is right on my curb. 148 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,309 So, I come out and I says to him... 149 00:07:54,311 --> 00:07:58,313 I says, "Park your cart somewhere else. "This ain't your property." 150 00:07:58,315 --> 00:08:02,184 He says to me, "I got a permit." "A permit," he says! 151 00:08:02,186 --> 00:08:06,321 Fold that paper one last time, and let go to the Moon. 152 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:10,025 You means we can climb that paper to the Moon? 153 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:13,795 Uh, that's not what we're trying to say. Let's start over. 154 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,698 Imagine you have a piece of paper. 155 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,702 The guy refuses to move the applecart. So, when he's not lookin', 156 00:08:20,704 --> 00:08:23,538 I run up and I break his ankles with a pipe. 157 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:28,143 That was a good pipe. Good copper pipe. 158 00:08:28,544 --> 00:08:29,911 What? 159 00:08:33,951 --> 00:08:35,984 Great apples. Mmm. 160 00:08:39,822 --> 00:08:43,258 - Way better than pizza. - Which we couldn't afford anyway, 161 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,794 since we're putting so much money into our savings. 162 00:08:45,796 --> 00:08:49,564 I think my interest just got compounded. That is so good. 163 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:51,299 You should be proud. 164 00:08:51,301 --> 00:08:53,541 Look how your healthy lifestyle changes have affected us. 165 00:08:55,506 --> 00:08:58,573 Welcome to the gun show! 166 00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:02,344 - I ain't breaking no bones. - I don't have to help him off the toilet. 167 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:05,280 How long must we eat of the apples? 168 00:09:05,282 --> 00:09:07,482 For the rest of your life, you little scamp. 169 00:09:07,484 --> 00:09:11,386 - Nah, no way. I want pizza! - And I want to buy junk. 170 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:15,791 Sorry, no more fun. That's the price of a long and healthy life. 171 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,094 Guys, I was wrong. We're young, and that means we 172 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:20,395 should be making the worst decisions of our lives. 173 00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:21,263 Yeah! 174 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:22,798 Not so fast, youngins! 175 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,634 If you won't take care of yourselves, we'll take care of you. 176 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:26,868 We'll see about that. 177 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,503 Titans, go! 178 00:09:35,545 --> 00:09:39,281 Hot diggity dog! I got old man strength. 179 00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:41,983 Thanks for taking such good care of ourselves. 180 00:09:41,985 --> 00:09:43,885 I know life like this is boring. 181 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:47,322 But if you make bad decisions today, we won't be around later. 182 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:48,623 That's it. 183 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,293 The only way to stop us is to make bad decisions. 184 00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:54,629 I am going to ride my motorcycle. 185 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,101 Wait, wait. That's a very dangerous hobby. 186 00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:01,870 No! 187 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:05,073 It's working. Titans, endanger your futures! 188 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:09,110 - We're gonna sit here all day. - And watch TV, yo. 189 00:10:09,112 --> 00:10:11,746 So unhealthy! 190 00:10:11,748 --> 00:10:15,167 Hello, I would like to order the expensive shoes 191 00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:18,587 with the colors on the bottoms. Goodbye, the moneys! 192 00:10:18,589 --> 00:10:21,923 I will not be able to afford the funeral. 193 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,193 And my cats will leave me! 194 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:27,796 I thought you liked old people, dear. 195 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,865 Not as much as I like fried chicken. 196 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:33,101 Ah! Cholesterol! Saturated fats! 197 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:37,272 Our triglycerides are through the roof! Oh. 198 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:41,343 Great job, Titans. We've saved ourselves from old age. 199 00:10:41,345 --> 00:10:44,813 Let's go live our lives to the shortest, yo! 200 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:47,549 Whoo! 201 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:51,720 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~